Object Wearing Man

"But it's cold outside bro." ~ Object Wearing Man to Super Human Interviewer
Object Wearing Man demonstrates his power to Super Human Interviewer, exciting him. Super Human Interviewer thinks he has super speed but he tells him it's actually putting on clothes as soon as he touches them. He then says he can also wear objects like a cup. Super Human Interviewer gets upset, not seeing the use in his ability and tells him to get out.