John

The new invisible cloak just came in!

Guy With Glasses is telling the audience about the prank he’s about to pull on his roommate, (presumably) John, who comes home to get his wallet after forgetting it there where he trips over Guy With Glasses and falls on the floor thinking he’s a ghost. Because of this, John beats Guy With Glasses up while he’s crying and screaming in agony.

How baggage handlers treat your luggage at ANY airport.

John is a friend of Guy With Glasses. He comes to get Guy for the trip, but he is hiding in his suitcase, so he leaves thinking Guy is not there.

John using a prank to release his built up anger.

John and two other friends are at a sleepover when one falls asleep. John and his friend want to prank him and John decides to assault him.